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I'm over 18, Dutch and if you want to know what I'm into, have a browse through my tumblr. If you are friends with me in real life and you have found me, hello! I don't think you'll stumble onto any new things on this tumblr.

If you are one of those people who reblogs those 'amazing fact!' or 'signal boost!' or 'omg I never knew this!' posts without spending one minute searching online to check if it's true, please go away.

 

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

kdhume:

The Director of Sunday’s Game of Thrones Doesn’t Think That Was Rape

"Graves claims the sex “becomes consensual by the end because anything for them ultimately results in a turn-on, especially a power struggle.”

You know, whenever someone talks about sex “becoming consensual” I kinda assume they’re a rapist.

The bookscene does have Cersei protesting at first, but she does eventually tell Jaime to do it.

If the director was aiming for ‘rough but consensual’ with that Cersei/Jaime scene, he kinda failed there.

who-let-the-daleks-out:

thenerdgirlcometh:

I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.

Words cannot describe how much I love this post.

(Source: youtube.com)

This scene was basically there to go ‘oh btw in case you were starting to like Sandor and the way he’s this odd gruff mentor to Arya now, let us remind you that he is an asshole. Not as much as an asshole as some other character, but still an asshole’.

(Source: stannisbaratheon)

margraery:

May I tell you a secret? You’re not a golden lion. You’re just a pink little man who’s far too slow on the draw.

make me choose

alannisterlion & @lostqueenlyanna said: Oberyn Martell or Jaime Lannister

villainquoteoftheday:

“Captain America! How exciting! I’m a great fan of your films!”
Johann Schmidt/Red Skull, “Captain America: The First Avenger”

Oh Red Skull, with your evil underground lair and your evil rocketship and your evil city-destroying gun and your pet scientist and your mooks! 
Why weren’t you in the Avengers instead of Loki? You would’ve got shit done.

villainquoteoftheday:

Captain America! How exciting! I’m a great fan of your films!

Johann Schmidt/Red Skull, “Captain America: The First Avenger”

Oh Red Skull, with your evil underground lair and your evil rocketship and your evil city-destroying gun and your pet scientist and your mooks!

Why weren’t you in the Avengers instead of Loki? You would’ve got shit done.

halfeatenmoon:

death-by-lulz:

9 frames that completely sum up the entire show.

I watch this show for these moments

It’s missing “Failure is always an option” and “with enough lube, we can do anything”, though.

(Source: stannisbaratheon)

untrue-posts:

lysnk2:

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.
who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.
what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

I hate the be the person who breaks it to you guys… But it’s fake http://mybroadband.co.za/news/internet/92433-samsung-penis-billboard-fake-samsung.html

Tumblr: Falling for bad photoshops since 2007

untrue-posts:

lysnk2:

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.

who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.

what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

I hate the be the person who breaks it to you guys… But it’s fake
http://mybroadband.co.za/news/internet/92433-samsung-penis-billboard-fake-samsung.html

Tumblr: Falling for bad photoshops since 2007

(Source: ninjakato)

snowballschanceinahandcart:

madlemming:

vegetablerightsandpeace:

verecunda:

vegetablerightsandpeace:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

If this is from that Fault in our Stars thing, damn, I’m glad I never bothered with that one. 

Maybe it’s just a badly done adaptation…? Though I know it’s not encouraging me to pick up the book any time soon.

It seems like it’s legit from the movie.

I might have said ‘Oh fuck off' a bit too loudly there on watching this, whoops…

He’s the kind of teenager you just want to slap as soon as he opens his mouth, my God…

Apparently it’s all like this… and people rave about this book/movie… I don’t get it!

And the girl has thyroid cancer that spread to her lungs, which I guess explains why she’s so angry with him about the cigarette. And at some point the dude and the girl go to Amsterdam to meet the girl’s favourite author, and the author’s assistant is named Lidewij.

I am already looking forward to American actors attempting to pronounce that name, srsly. And before they leave to the Netherlands, the dude has prepared some Dutch-themed picnic. I definitely wanna know how that works.

(And also the boy and girl kiss after a tour of the Anne Frank house and get applause for it?)

(Source: anselgifs)